February 19, 2010
Our Long National Nightmare is Over
The US women’s curling team beat the dirty sloots from Russia 6-4 today. IN YOUR FACE, COMMIES!
Today’s results bring the US curlers’ combined record (men’s and women’s) to a gentlemen’s 1-6. But the men are playing the French today and I can’t imagine the French being good at anything other than smoking cigarettes, being conquered, and sneering at anyone who isn’t French.
USA! USA!
update: Burn on France! The only thing they do better than us is suck and die.
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