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	<description>Because storing dead ninja&#039;s ain&#039;t our f*&#38;$ing business!</description>
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		<title>In which I go all Tressel and clarify stuff</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning, Jim Tressel appeared in my living room and said &#8220;Well, gee whiz. That was a pretty big rant you laid on the Canes yesterday. Golly.&#8221; It&#8217;s possible that it wasn&#8217;t really Tressel and instead a hallucination caused by the massive amount of alcohol I consumed watching the Reds lose at Coors Field last [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baconninja.com/?p=863</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s the Canes again</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As we all get set for Ohio State&#8217;s Titanic Struggle against Miami this weekend, the usual suspects are banging the &#8220;2003 Fiesta Bowl pass interference call&#8221; drum as a way to diminish what Tressel and company did in that game. I&#8217;m sick of it. What do these look like to you? You know what they [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baconninja.com/?p=851</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s That Time of Year Again</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s college football season. And this time I brought reinforcements. Go Bucks!]]></description>
		<link>http://baconninja.com/?p=848</link>
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		<title>Site News</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I updated the FAQs a bit while adding a couple new questions and expanding on some others. Enjoy.]]></description>
		<link>http://baconninja.com/?p=844</link>
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		<title>Tony LaRussa Makes Brandon Phillips’ Point (Part 2 of a running series)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A little late, but still. Read. &#8220;We were told before the game that [there would be] no funny business because of the cheap shot that Morgan hit,&#8221; La Russa said. &#8220;And here&#8217;s a guy that hits a single and a double and they throw the ball behind him. There was going to be no ifs, ands [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baconninja.com/?p=838</link>
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		<title>Tony LaRussa Makes Brandon Phillips&#8217; Point (Part 1 of what is sure to be a running series)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The good folks at Redleg Nation beat me to the punch with this, but I&#8217;ll point it out nonetheless. The slump is getting to manager Tony La Russa, who complained about home plate umpire Gary Cederstrom&#8217;s calls in the ninth inning while Brian Wilson was finishing for his 35th save in 38 chances. &#8220;You can [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baconninja.com/?p=828</link>
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		<title>Fraud Update (UPDATED)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The fraudulent, suck-ass Reds are 4-0 since fraud expert Colin Cowherd called them frauds. The lily-white, super awesome, and non-fraudulent Cardinals are 0-3 over that span. Also, for the Reds to finish with the record I predicted before the season started, they&#8217;d have to go 17-23 over their final 40 games. Isn&#8217;t that incredible? At [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baconninja.com/?p=816</link>
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		<title>Colin Cowherd: Expert On Fraud</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this season when Joey Votto was jobbed out of being named to the All Star team, ESPN radio&#8217;s Colin Cowherd went on a diatribe for a good fifteen minutes making the case against having an MVP and Triple Crown candidate on the All Star team. His reasoning was that fans will vote for players [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baconninja.com/?p=820</link>
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		<title>News</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As I referenced earlier, I&#8217;ll be writing a bit more now. I didn&#8217;t want to mention any details until I knew for sure, hence the cryptic nature of my last post. Sorry about that. The news is that I&#8217;ll be writing a few times a week for Men of the Scarlet and Gray. It&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baconninja.com/?p=817</link>
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		<title>Big Announcement Coming?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know I haven&#8217;t written in a while (sue me) but hopefully soon I&#8217;ll be writing more. I&#8217;ll fill in the details as they arrive.]]></description>
		<link>http://baconninja.com/?p=812</link>
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