It’s college football season. And this time I brought reinforcements. Go Bucks!

As I referenced earlier, I’ll be writing a bit more now. I didn’t want to mention any details until I knew for sure, hence the cryptic nature of my last post. Sorry about that.

The news is that I’ll be writing a few times a week for Men of the Scarlet and Gray. It’s a site dealing primarily with Ohio State football that I’ve been reading for a few years now. A few weeks ago they asked for interest in writing for their site and I tossed my hat into the ring. They’ve decided, graciously, to let me throw some of my ill-considered crap onto their site, provided I watch my language.

I’ll still be writing here, of course, as much as I feel the need to. After all, I still have a lot of “Understanding Your Fellow Human Being” posts to write if nothing else.

I’m pretty excited about the opportunity, and if any of you are interested in the goings-on in Old Columbus Town, I’d urge you to visit the site. Even the posts I didn’t write. They’re pretty good.

I’m not one who really follows basketball much at any level. Still, I’ll watch the Buckeyes when they’re on TV and nothing else is.

Thank God that was the case today.

Evan Turner hit a 40-foot jumper as time expired to ruin the day for Michigan fans everywhere. Not only did they lose a game they thought they were going to win, their season is almost certainly over. And it couldn’t happen to a bigger group of dooshbags.

In honor of this momentous occasion, I’m going to start regaling you all with cool facts about Evan Turner.

Evan Turner is Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and Superman’s consensus choice for National Player of the Year.

Kobe Bryant was God’s first draft. The finished product? Evan Turner.

Evan Turner is like a more athletic, darker skinned version of Christian Laettner, except that Turner also has a promising NBA career in front of him and far fewer people who want to see him get hit by a train.

Michael Jordan looks at Evan Turner and says, “Man, I’m glad I didn’t have to play against him.”

Most people call a day where you make a game-winning shot against your arch-rival to stay alive in your conference tournament and knock your rival out for the season the greatest day in their playing career. Evan Turner calls it “Friday.”